Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
how the rules?
God:
What is it to you.
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
what do you mean
God:
, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
good.. now god use internet, how wondering haha
God:
Ayuh. Why now? I am a Christian.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i guess
Me:
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
so what ya brings here for? accepted the pray?
God:
Aha. I like to chat with my friends. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
mean? five percent?
God:
Sometimes I say mean things. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
oh i see. nope , just clumsy and couch potato
God:
Do you think about these things? Are you serious? What do you look like?
Me:
what do you want from me?
God:
I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
yes. because you're god
God:
Dude! That makes sense to me. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
haha lol
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
how its work dude? you chat with anyone else in same minute?
God:
What is it to you.
Interesting question. That's good information: said I chat with anyone else in same minute.
Me:
haha lol
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
by the way, you can speak any language dude?
God:
Thanks for telling me. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
why? you god, isnt it?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I god is not it.
Me:
oh i mean if you real god, why you cant speake in any language? i want hear you with your japanese accent here
God:
Gosh! I think I do. Why do you want it?
Me:
just to test it
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
because iam human
God:
Good reason. Me too.
Me:
It proves if you're not a god? lol
God:
What does "it" refer to? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
you said "good reason, me too", that proves you just same with me as a human beings
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
really? lol
God:
For real. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i don't think that wrong reply. i guess you cannot answer the question
God:
And why not? What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Me:
yea up to you dude
God:
I will take that under advisement. This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
okay nevermind..
God:
Yeah okay, OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
hm where do you live god? heaven or hell?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in heaven or hell.
Me:
my life is on earth, as a human beings
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
i can't, i have no idea too
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
nope.. i just wanna know the real of you
God:
Me either. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
God:
Me either. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
what you often hear the requests of others?
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
i asked just for fun
God:
" I'm glad we agree, ."? For fun?
Me:
yea think
God:
I am thinking. Groovy.
Me:
do you ever having sex before?
God:
No, , I don't get into that.
Me:
you've never felt it at all?
God:
I don't think I would have forgetten felt it at all.
Me:
good answer dude
God:
I try to give the best replies I can.
Me:
okay nice to meet you christian god
God:
Yeah okay, It's nice meeting you too .
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